The conversation goes like this:
- Student: I deserve an A in keyboarding!
- Me: Why do you think you deserve an A in keyboarding?
- Student: Because I worked really hard!
- Me: But your performance failed to meet the criteria for A.
- Student: But I still deserve an A!
- Me: But you haven't earned it.
- Student: You should make an exception for me.
- Me: Why?
- Student: Because I'm special.
- Me: What makes you so special that you should be exempt from the rules?
- Student: Because God made me perfect!
Who am I to argue with God's perfection?