The Hellish Handbasket
The life and times of a chronic malcontent
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Dissertation Hell: Get me off this Z-ticket ride!
Art Hell: Do what you love and you'll probably starve
Vegan Hell: The atrophied malcontent admits defeat
Educator Hell: If the student failed to learn, the teacher failed to teach? Really?
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March 30, 2025
I'm a character in my own novel
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I've been dividing my residence between the Homewood Suites parking lot in Tucson and the BLM Ironwood National Monument land just west ...
March 23, 2025
Dragging up on Arizona
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The temperature is rising in Southern Arizona. In a month, nobody without air conditioning would choose to stay here, if they could leave. E...
March 16, 2025
Here's to you, wackjobs and knuckleheads
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This week I got my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist, let's call her Lulu, led me to the first room, just off the lobby with an excell...
March 09, 2025
The long strange trip is not over yet
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This week I was reminded once again that there are penalties for being a nomad. The USPS, in an effort to stem the flow of drugs through the...
March 02, 2025
Wherever you go, there you are
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Wherever you go, there you are. It's an old adage, but a good one. Wherever I go, I can't escape myself. I keep trying, but my body...
February 23, 2025
A tirade for the end of the world
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Like most people around the world, I have a hill of beans in front of me. Individually, each one of our little pinto bean molehills is not a...
February 16, 2025
My zone is flooded, how's your zone?
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Everyone copes with stress in their own way. For example, one of my family members is writing Substack newsletters identifying and excoriati...
February 09, 2025
I reserve the right to blame drug-induced rage
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When the world seems to be falling apart, when up is down, and nothing makes sense, I recommend finding something to alter your mood. For so...
February 02, 2025
The intersection of angry and old
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My lovely sojurn in paradise, i.e., Scottsdale, has ended, and I'm back on the road. I've stopped enroute for a couple days to enjoy...
January 26, 2025
Sometimes you have to let the train crash
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In theory, when my life is free of conflict, there shouldn't be much to write about. Maybe today is one of those days. I haven't had...
January 19, 2025
Where do we go from here?
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Greetings from sunny Scottsdale. Yes, I'm back in paradise, walking the dog, taking out the trash, and pretending I'm a friend of th...
January 12, 2025
Tips for coping with reality
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Now that I live in my car, I'm a new person. It's as if all the years of art school, business school, teaching, editing, taking care...
January 05, 2025
The year of no thinking
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I'm swearing off thinking for 2025. I know that sounds radical, even impossible, but let me make my case. Before you say, I'm with y...
December 29, 2024
Happy 2025 from the Hellish Handbasket
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Here we are again at the end of a year, with a new year staring us in the face. I remember when time moved so slowly, it seemed as if the sc...
December 22, 2024
Christmas in a car
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'Tis the season for all the people in the upper Midwest to migrate to southern Arizona. It's not hard to understand why. Days here a...
December 15, 2024
Two brainiacs walked into a bar
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I drew this picture in 2003, long before I had any reason to whine about medications. Back in the old days, when I was young and naive, when...
December 08, 2024
Everybody roomba!
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My dogsit vacation at the Scottsdale resort is coming to an end. For the past three weeks, I've been living someone else's life. At ...
December 01, 2024
Liberated from the most wonderful time of the year
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Did you have a good Buy Nothing Day? Great, I'm so glad. Doesn't it feel good to know you aren't contributing to the consumer ma...
November 24, 2024
Here we go again
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The more things change, the more they stay the same. Dumb platitude, but it feels true this holiday slash election slash stupid weather seas...
November 17, 2024
Sliding into the season of shameless consumerism
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I guess it's time to say happy holidays . Or merry effing Christmas if you prefer. Already, you scream? I know. This holiday season has...
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