The Hellish Handbasket
The life and times of a chronic malcontent
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Dissertation Hell: Get me off this Z-ticket ride!
Art Hell: Do what you love and you'll probably starve
Vegan Hell: The atrophied malcontent admits defeat
Educator Hell: If the student failed to learn, the teacher failed to teach? Really?
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February 28, 2021
Guilty of sitcom behavior
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My chest hurts from sneezing and coughing. My nose itches and burns. Have I finally been felled by Covid-19? Thanks for asking. No, it's...
February 21, 2021
Saddled with the job
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Google is so funny. Whenever I log into this blog, it sends me alerts to tell me that I'm signing into my account from a new device. As ...
February 14, 2021
Stuck on a cold hard rock
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Life for me seems to consist of a series of delays. Clearly the Universe has its own timeline. After my cat died, I thought, okay, now I can...
February 07, 2021
The Chronic Malcontent fights instinction
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Every time I jettison a piece of unwanted furniture to a new home, I feel lighter. That is the only way I know I am moving in the right dire...
January 31, 2021
Unfeathering my moldy nest
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In my preparation for leaving the Love Shack, I'm unfeathering my nest in circles, the same way I feathered it, adding a wall of shelves...
January 24, 2021
Waiting for the next episode
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I miss her. I miss the routine, my sense of purpose, my north star. I knew this would happen, that I would be lost for a while. It’s differe...
January 17, 2021
Mom was home and home is gone
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I decided that packing up all the clutter would make me feel better so I dug my flattened spider-infested boxes out of my basement storage c...
January 10, 2021
She's gone
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The day I have both dreaded and longed for arrived last Thursday. After an hour of terrible pain in her gut, my mother shuffled off the mort...
January 03, 2021
How to train your spider
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For the past couple months, I've shared my bathroom with a house spider. I told my mother about the spider, and Mom named it Esmeralda. ...
December 25, 2020
Top to toe in taillights, red lights all around
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Howdy, all you Blogbots, merry ho ho. I hope you are celebrating the season safely, pandemic-style. I'm doing fine in the Love Shack, ...
December 13, 2020
Welcome to another stupid cold holiday season
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Hello, happy holidays to my seven blog readers. You sly anonymous folks, you know who you are. I've been anonymously writing this blog ...
November 22, 2020
Tubbing it with my laundry
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Howdy Blogbots. Feeling like giving thanks yet? Yeah, me neither, although I should. I'm alive, after all. I hesitate to admit things ...
November 08, 2020
The Chronic Malcontent tries to settle down
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Is it time to exhale yet? I'm not sure. I keep telling myself, wait until this class is over, wait until this event is done, wait until ...
October 25, 2020
Living in the present
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Happy fall!? What was I thinking? More like happy winter here in the Rose City. We bypassed fall and went straight to misery. I am ramping u...
October 11, 2020
Happy fall from the Hellish Hand-basket
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Howdy Blogbots. How's it going? I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. Oh, I have the usual challenges, like anyone in these strange tim...
September 27, 2020
Things in the mirror are closer than they appear
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Moving day came and went last Thursday, sandwiched between two days of heavy rain, and nobody died. In the morning, I spent two hours feveri...
September 20, 2020
The Chronic Malcontent celebrates clear sky
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After nine long days, the stinky brown haze is gone from Portland skies. Nine days of smoking twenty packs of cigarettes a day gives me rene...
September 12, 2020
The Chronic Malcontent is choked by luxury problems
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Off and on over the past three months, people in other parts of the country have asked me if Portland is on fire. Each time, I scoff and say...
August 30, 2020
Blood on the keyboard
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Oregon gave away free money earlier this month. I didn't find out I qualified for some until a couple days ago, long after the funds ran...
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