The Hellish Handbasket
The life and times of a chronic malcontent
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Dissertation Hell: Get me off this Z-ticket ride!
Art Hell: Do what you love and you'll probably starve
Vegan Hell: The atrophied malcontent admits defeat
Educator Hell: If the student failed to learn, the teacher failed to teach? Really?
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August 28, 2014
The chronic malcontent is itching for a niche to scratch
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I wish I were smarter. If I were smarter, I would no doubt be able to gather up all the loose ends of this entrepreneurial fiasco and bundle...
August 21, 2014
Portland, the land of plenty
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My sister perused the photos from my high school reunion and sent me an email complimenting me on not getting fat. (Isn't that sweet?) C...
August 17, 2014
Let them eat cake
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It seems like every time I write about an event I attended, I start with “I survived the...” Is that odd? Do you do that? No, probably not. ...
August 14, 2014
Back in the (teaching) saddle again: Yeehaw!
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Last night I gave my first official presentation to a small crowd of Meetup junkies. We met in a back room at a Chinese restaurant, where in...
August 07, 2014
Monstrous feverish crowds of networking women
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Nothing inspires me to blog more than noise in the neighborhood. I was trying to update one of my websites, which is always a challenge beca...
July 31, 2014
I'm a stumpy-legged fish paddling in a dwindling pond
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Summer is speeding by while I'm learning the nuances of networking. Another delicious 90° day in Portland. I went out in the mid-morning...
July 24, 2014
The reunion planning committee crashes and burns
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You want to bring the crazies out of the woodwork? Plan a high school reunion. I offered to assist, along with a handful of other well-meani...
July 18, 2014
Your sweet hopeless dreams have finally come true
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I often get spam email in my Outlook inbox. I've set up rules that filter out anything with the words pfizer , viagra , penis enlargemen...
July 15, 2014
Don't talk to me, I'm networking
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I'm starting to get a sense of the networking scene. Tonight I got another perspective on it at a networking event about networking. I k...
July 13, 2014
I am my brand; my brand is me
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Solopreneurs work alone, by definition. That means we are the face of our business (...and the hands, feet, wide butt, and bulging belly). W...
July 09, 2014
I'm going to die penniless at 90
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This is a great time of year to be homeless in Portland. Not that I'm homeless, yet, just saying. This is my kind of season: day after d...
July 03, 2014
I may be down but I'm not out
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Wouldn't it be nice if after you earned a Ph.D., the world stepped up to hand you a perfect job? On a silver platter would be nice, than...
July 02, 2014
Summer: Time to reunionize
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Summer is reunion time. Close family, extended family, and high school classmates, our relatively short summer in Portland brings us all tog...
June 28, 2014
Coming off a bender
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While my sister was in town for a long weekend, the centerpiece of her visit was food. When I contemplate that statement, I wonder what imag...
June 23, 2014
How to know if there is a vortex in your bathroom
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My sister came to town for a long weekend. The fun began Friday evening when I picked her up at the airport, and ended this morning at 7:00 ...
June 18, 2014
The old gray maternal parental unit floats on the stream of life
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Today I've been cleaning in preparation for the arrival of my sister. She's coming in tomorrow evening from Boston for a long weeken...
June 12, 2014
We are all at the epicenter
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In the past few weeks I've heard or seen a reference to what you should do if you have six hours to chop down a tree (spend four hours s...
June 08, 2014
Keeping Portland weird with the World Naked Bike Ride
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You've probably seen the pictures by now, the streets of Portland clogged by naked people riding bicycles. It's called the World Nak...
June 04, 2014
What's with this twiddling thing?
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Hey, all you chronic malcontents, here's a question for you: Is there some new meaning of the word twiddles ? Like, is it a new euphemi...
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