The Hellish Handbasket
The life and times of a chronic malcontent
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Dissertation Hell: Get me off this Z-ticket ride!
Art Hell: Do what you love and you'll probably starve
Vegan Hell: The atrophied malcontent admits defeat
Educator Hell: If the student failed to learn, the teacher failed to teach? Really?
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November 24, 2012
How to be thankful for an annoying neighbor
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Hi, how was your Thanksgiving? Mine was awesome, thanks for asking. As you might expect, I am not a big fan of the holiday season. It's ...
November 21, 2012
A nasty, bitter cosmic soup
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Yesterday I checked the dissertation online course room to see if there was word on the status of my concept paper. After two weeks, there i...
November 18, 2012
Waiting, still...again
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Tomorrow will mark two weeks since I submitted my concept paper draft to my chairperson. She acknowledged its receipt, so I know she's g...
November 16, 2012
Feeling blue? Lift some weights
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Apparently there was a salmonella recall on Trader Joe's peanutbutter. I didn't get the memo, so followed a couple crappy days. I li...
November 11, 2012
When the pain of this is worse than the fear of that
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While I wait for my dissertation chairperson to review the umpteenth draft of my concept paper, I have some time to reflect once again on ...
November 09, 2012
Our precious employees are our most expendable resource
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The president of our struggling career college emerged from the cyberspace hinterlands last week to send us an email. As I clicked on it, I ...
November 05, 2012
Inky, dinky, stinky, my life is a speck
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I uploaded the next draft of my dissertation concept paper to the course room a few minutes ago. I should feel elated, but all I can muster ...
November 02, 2012
The good life
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I've decided to stop complaining about the weather. I'm sure you can figure out why. What's a few raindrops, compared to what Su...
October 28, 2012
Moaning about math
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If there is a god, it has a sense of humor. Why else would I be teaching a math class? I've been hopelessly incompetent with numbers sin...
October 26, 2012
My slip is showing again
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It's been too long since my last confession, uh, I mean, post. I'm not Catholic, I don't know why I said that. I'm not anyth...
October 19, 2012
Axe me no questions
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I'm flogging the concept paper again. It just won't stay dead. The wretched tome was returned to me with a few relatively minor revi...
October 15, 2012
The committee is AWOL: I didn't cause it, I can't control it, and I sure can't cure it
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Despite the gloomy fact that it is pouring rain outside, and despite the equally gloomy fact that the pouring rain feels completely normal t...
October 13, 2012
Why I hate Linked In
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I check my email pretty much every day. Today there was an invitation to link up on LinkedIn from a colleague at work. Without thinking, I c...
October 12, 2012
Are you a victim or a creator? Sometimes it's hard to tell
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Last night in the College & Career Success class, I gave a little demonstration to my four students on how to structure a five-paragraph...
October 10, 2012
Fallout from flunking students
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After I flunked the two Wilsonville students, Gina and Jimmy (not their real names), I retired back to the Clackamas campus in relief, hopin...
October 07, 2012
The end of the world is nigh. That means.... run!
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It's so weird how you can be having a conversation with someone you think is completely “normal,” and then they say something like, “I...
October 05, 2012
Let the season of complaining begin
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As a chronic malcontent, my natural inclination is to focus on the dark side. You could say it's a habit. Some would say it is a failing...
October 03, 2012
Miscellaneous musings from the chronic malcontent
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I'm closing in fast on a birthday, who cares which one, and I was reminded of it today while standing in line at Good Will to purchase s...
September 29, 2012
What to do about that pesky Reply All button
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So much to rant about, where to begin, where to begin... First, I suppose I should grudgingly mention that the weather has been.... fantas...
September 25, 2012
Super size me! Yeeee-haaaawww!
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I'm prying apart my gritty eyes to blearily type this post. I uploaded the second draft of my dissertation concept paper a few minutes a...
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