The Hellish Handbasket
The life and times of a chronic malcontent
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April 27, 2012
Mumbo jumbo, hocus pocus, and naturopaths—Oh my!
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Do I have the word sucker written on my forehead? I guess there's one born every minute, and I'm it. I fear my naturopath thinks I...
April 24, 2012
I'm so screwed
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I edited six paragraphs of my literature review tonight and got stuck looking for a citation for one messy, murky statement I made in a mome...
April 21, 2012
Words can hurt
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Today I took time to take a trot in the park. A lovely spring day is not something to ignore around here, because we won't have one agai...
April 20, 2012
Embracing our quirks and eccentricities
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At the career college, the term is winding down. Two weeks to go. In my Professional Development class, we are immersed in the tense and exc...
April 17, 2012
If I sit on the sidelines, I don't get to play the game
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I told myself I wouldn't interrupt my writing to update this blog, but I couldn't help myself. I was just swamped with an overwhelmi...
April 15, 2012
Writing is like herding cats
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Writing is like herding cats. Pulling teeth. Drinking vinegar. I'm trying to write my literature review. Forty to eighty pages is the go...
April 14, 2012
It could be worse
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While I'm avoiding writing my literature review, I have the time to obsess about other things. I'm feeling somewhat fragile. The bes...
April 13, 2012
Never fall in love with an Internet service provider
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After weeks of Internet connection trouble, the monolith known as Century Link, arrived on my doorstep today and commandeered my Internet li...
April 12, 2012
You can change the world in just 15 minutes a day
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So says my friend and coach (who lives in Phoenix where it was 85 yesterday, so of course she would be full of optimism). Actually, she didn...
April 10, 2012
How to lose friends and alienate people without even trying
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My mother recently told me what to do to have more friends. “To have friends, you have to be a friend!” she said, using a tone of voice I re...
April 08, 2012
Make sure your paragraphs are straightforward and reasonably short
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I'm working on an outline of the literature review section of my dissertation proposal. The project is daunting in scope. I have to take...
April 07, 2012
It's cool to be old!
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Even though I haven't yet received the thumbs-up on my concept, I'm forging ahead with the dissertation proposal. Some of the propos...
Thanks for the condolences
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I'm feeling a little fragile. Thanks for the condolences. First Davy Jones and now Thomas Kinkade. I can hardly write, I'm so overco...
April 06, 2012
Beware the frothy emotional appeal
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After the wettest March on record, the temperature has plunged. It feels like winter here again. A little snow, some hail, a funnel cloud or...
April 05, 2012
The fine old tradition of abusing adjunct professors
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Today a colleague showed me a recent article from Salon about the “disposable professor crisis” in American higher education. In the artic...
April 03, 2012
Life before Google is not worth remembering
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I posted the third revision to my concept paper a few days ago, and I've been checking my learner home page a couple times a day for a r...
April 01, 2012
Happy people don't make gratitude lists
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During the late 1990s and early 2000s I was enamored with self-help books targeted at creative people who were having trouble expressing the...
Appearances are everything
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I revised my concept paper according to the suggestions offered by my chair and resubmitted it, a process which took less than an hour. Whil...
March 31, 2012
The terminal degree is the one that kills you
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Today I sat in a meeting, looking out the window at an old cherry tree covered in white blossoms, and wondered if I'm going to survive t...
March 30, 2012
Abolish the fences: give me your tired, your poor...
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We have an abundance of fresh water here in the Pacific Northwest. Right now, as the meteorologists proclaim the wettest month on record and...
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